



INTERNET SHRINE OF KARNSTEIN
GOD OF MONSTERS

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INTERNET SHRINE OF KARNSTEIN
GOD OF MONSTERS

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INTERNET SHRINE OF KARNSTEIN
GOD OF MONSTERS

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PLEASE TOUCH MY
VIRTUAL DRAGON BABIES
WITH YOUR MOUSE
SO THEY GROW STRONG AND DON'T DIE
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Meet the members of my band!

Every member of the band is based off of fond memories I have as a kid online. Below is a list of internet animals that have inspired the various band members.

This is Delight, and her girlfriend Chomps. She and it are refugees of the old web. The remains of their home can be viewed on the wayback machine.





Jay is a longtime member of the animatronic space band. His sense of style is unmatched. You can still visit his homeland today, as many cyberspace explorers have!







AMV is the newest member of the band and looking to prove themselves. Their home in cyberspace was recently taken over and divided by invaders and exists now only in memories and fractals strewn throughout the web.


AMV's alter ego, MAP.






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How about some boobtube?
Poke my TV and start surfing!

Or take a look at some of my favorite links:
KID PIX V1.0.2021restoritvlandThe Museum of HoaxesSave The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Pokemon Secret Code GeneratorFavorite Pokemon PickerFlashpoint ArchiveGifCitiesDragon Cave

At least take a candy before you leave.







You follow the wolf through the woods to the old water mill...



Hey fellow cool kid, this page is about my stuffed opossum, Turnpike, and her adventures! I myself am an adult, and I'm healing my inner child by going on outings and throwing parties with my opossum. It's good for the soul, good for the spirits. To me, Turnpike is an excuse to throw a party with my friends every August. Turnpike is a reminder of my partner who loves me. Turnpike is a friendly face who cheers me on. I like to take that joy and share it.I made this page for Turnpike by suggestion! Thank you for making Turnpike meaningful to you!

TURNPIKE HARLEY KARNSTEIN
she/it ★ Build a Bear Opossum ★ August 18, 2021

Turnpike is a bab opossum I received from my wife as a surprise.
She very quickly became a comfort to me, and a little celebrity among friends. We like to celebrate her birthday every year and take her on trips.
Turnpike's favorite things are road trips, her little leather jacket and spiked collar, apple juice, kandi, the amusement park, rainbows, and bananas. (She especially likes them frozen and chocolate covered with rainbow sprinkles.)
Turnpike loves going to the park to hunt for mushrooms, and listening to music. She likes classic rock the most, but she won't listen to post 9/11 country music unless it's about a woman killing her husband. This is because Turnpike is an animal of culture. We often joke that Turnpike has a potty mouth, and her favorite word is fuck. The 'Pike is a being made of imagination which is how she is 3 but also knows the nuance of only saying fuck in appropriate situations. This also means Turnpike is allowed into rated R movies, making her the most powerful 3 year old on the planet.
Turnpike is really into witches and magic right now, and is hella pumped for Halloween. We're going to take her to see Kiki's Delivery Service this year!
Traveling setup
Turnpike is precious to me, so when she does travel, I take extra care to ensure she's safe.
Turnpike travels in a clear waterproof backpack, with a collar and leash, and a cloth bandana should I need to cover her up for any reason. The leash is for when I take her out for pictures, and it attaches to her little collar, which has a tag with contact info. I've yet to look into air tags, but before I'll take Turnpike to any large-scale events in the future, an air tag will be added to the setup.
Optionally, I keep little stickers in her bag to hand out to anyone who comments on Turnpike and is generally chill. Right now I have some mushrooms, and recently I was able to print stickers of the Pikester herself! I also like to keep a handful of kandi opossums like the one on my zipper.Lastly, she has little boots to keep her paws dry! Extremely important!








2022

2023

TURNPIKE'S THIRD BDAY ROAD TRIP PLAYLIST

2024






More adventures soon!

May 2, 2020, in an attempt to entertain myself for as cheap as possible, I started my favorite pet project to date:
Eating and rating every decent sounding instant noodle I can get my hands on.


I started this project as a twitter thread, but seeing as I don't spend much time on that trashfire anymore, I figured I'd move it here to my own website, since it was a favorite thread of a lot of folks. I'll transcribe the original thread when appropriate, but I'll also be padding out and adding to a lot of "reviews" that I made in the beginning when I was less passionate about the actual reviewing.For reference, I would rate your average pack of top ramen cooked to package instructions at about a 3.5/10.Hope you enjoy!


My original review for Nissin's Chow Mein read as follows:"first up, this shit. it’s not good but something compels you to finish as much of it as you can. don’t buy it, the spicy version is 10% better."This review is a prime example of how little thought was put into the initial bit. I don't know when this became a way more sincere exploration of instant noodles but now that I'm a seasoned expert I look back on my foolishness and grimace.That being said this ones still kind of shit. The noodles are too soft for my liking, and the sauce is very sweet.Truthfully, I tried Nissin's Teriyaki Chicken Chow Mein for the first time way before 2020, when a friend of mine introduced me to it in... high school? College? Maybe somewhere in between there.


Nissin CHOW MEINMay 2 2020Rating:4/10
"It's kind of nice honestly, you pay like ten extra cents or whatever for a better quality and it's not bad," I remember them saying. They left like a bag of them in my kitchen and no one else wanted them so I pounded like all 3 at midnight at some point. Good times.And then sometime around 2020 I suddenly had some time on my hands. And I was like. Fuck it. I have ten extra cents or whatever also.The instant noodle that led us here today gets like a 4/10.



Nissin Cup Noodles STIR FRY lineMay 2 2020
April 16 2021Rating:4/10
My review for Nissin's Stir Fry line was also initally pretty pathetic. Pretty sure it was just like "these are garbage."I made this update on April 16, 2021:"update: i judged the stir fry cup noodles unfairly. while the teriyaki beef was pretty bad, i recently tried the korean bbq and spicy garlic chicken flavors and they were actually really good for cup noodles and when i see them again i’m buying more"These are not my favorite of Nissin's cup noodles by a long shot, but they're up there. They have mild spice levels and they smell pretty good cooking in the microwave if you're hungry enough. I ate a lot of these in our first apartment in 2021, but I haven't touched them since. While I've tried the rice version of this line, I kind of detest them, and I don't think they should count as an instant noodle anyway. Shit's mostly rice.They get a four from me I think. Which might be generous considering I barely eat these anymore. But they're worth trying! I promise.


Fuck whatever I said about Nissin Cup Noodles Beef Flavor.
My new review of Nissin Cup Noodles Beef Flavor is that they're fucking 69 fucking ¢ at the local fucking gas station and if you have any complaints I have no idea what to tell your stupid entitled ass.


Nissin Cup Noodles (Beef Flavor)May 2 2020Rating:fuck you/10



Nissin HOT & SPICYMay 2 2020Rating:2/10

This is going to be one of my very short reviews, but I really don't like this one. It's all hot with no real flavor, and my opinion on any of these bowls has pretty much remained the same. I tried, but I'm just not a fan. I think when I first started this project, this was one of the first new cup noodles I tried, and I remember being SO desperate to like them,


Nongshim's Shin Original is an instant noodle fan favorite from Korea. These, as far as I am aware, are like some of the most common Korean instant noodles you can find, and they're considered a classic. They come in a variety of forms from cup to bowl to package, and they offer much higher quality dry ingredients and soup base than your average American cup noodle. They're not overly spicy to me personally, but to each their own.I kind of find them a bit basic, their spice levels are nice for what they are, but I feel like there are better noodles out there that I actually crave when I want instant noodles. That being said, I'd choose these over top ramen any day of the week.


Shin OriginalMay 2 2020Rating:5/10




Annie Chun's YakisobaMay 2 2020Rating:5.5/10
I ate these the other day actually.My original tweet read:
"THIS! ONE! SLAPPED!!! i was skeptical at first because the graphic design looks like a white mom made it but the noodles themselves were tangy and good."I still think the packaging design looks like a white suburban mom made it, but the biggest downfall of these noodles is the portions are pathetically small.I took a photo of the contents this time, because I thought it was neat that it wasn't just like a dry noodle.


"this one is actually good and i welcome it into my home. sauce is thick, less of a soup."I can not understate my love for the Nissin Curry Cup Noodle. They sell these in Japan out of these vending machines with hot water dispensers on the side. You can look up videos on youtube and waste hours. Anyway, this is pretty much your Holy Grail of Nissin products, Honestly it's a treasure among cup noodles in general. While I've yet to try the "Original" or "Sea Food" flavors I expect a similar quality.I'm really high right now and I'm pretty sure these are in my pantry right this very moment...This cup noodle has a very mild spice level and an awesomr curry flavor. The broth is super rich and creamy and there are actual chunks of freeze dried potato inside.Please try these if you see these, if you've only ever had Nissin's other cup noodles, this shit will blow your ass clean off your legs.



Nissin Cup noodle curryMay 2 2020Rating:7.5/10




Nissin Raoh SeriesMay 2 2020Rating:8/10
"these two might be my current favorites. they could be easily made out of this world with the addition of some pork or green onion or other ramen ingredients. if you have an itch for ramen, it’s not the real stuff but it’ll scratch it."My most competent review yet! Surprisingly, when I asked my wife for her current opinion on these, she also mentioned them needing the addition of toppings for them to feel really complete. The Tonkatsu ones are the best, in our opinion, but the soy sauce and the miso are also just as flavorful.Flavor tends to be where these shine, these are very intense and pleasently salty, which is why the additon of meats and veggies are what make the ideal bowl of the stuff.


"i did not ever try this one but i never will because i met one once in a public park bathroom (pictured) and i think about that experience every time i see this flavor in the store"I feel no need to further elaborate on my review. Is what I should say.I specifically remember the day I encountered Souper Meal. It was July 4th, 2019, and it was the week I first met with Bailey in person, who had driven down from her home state to visit me. I took her to see the local fireworks in town on the 4th, because Pennsylvania had just legalized The Big Fireworks either just the last or prior year.Walking around down town, playing pokemon go, and trading lovediscs, we were overcome with the urge to piss. Which was about to suck for me and my view of the Souper Meal forever.She sat there, on the sink. Mysterious. Inviting me to investigate while my future wife looked for any non-diseased surface to whiz on or into."Look," I said, snapping a picture of the offending cup. "That's dinner."Bailey said something in disgust upon seeing it. I don't think we ended up feeling safe enough to piss there.



Souper MEalJuly 4th 2019Rating:hell nah/10



Maruchan YakisobaMay 31st 2020Rating:3/10

"i ate this one. it tastes like instant ramen but kinda in a good way. not authentic, obviously, but genuinely decent."They can't all be winners, but in the game of instant food you just have to be not a loser.I doubt I've eaten these since that initial review.

"...i think i fucked up a little making them because i saw afterwards i was supposed to reserve more water. these were hot but unlike the others they did not sacrifice flavor for heat. they were delicious."What to say about Buldak Noodles.These are pretty decently spicy, which is what they're famous for. Type something like "fire noodle challenge" into youtube and you'll get floods of dudes crying over these and their other flavors. I have tried both the Original (later down the list) and these, the Carbonara flavor, and these are by far my favorite of the two. They're milder than the original, but I just happen to like the flavor better since I put cheese on my spicy ramen anyway.That probably sounds nasty to some of you, but it's very popular in Korea, where Samyung noodles are made! Don't knock it till you try it!If you're a Spice Crybaby, and willing to trust me, reserve a little extra water with these and mix in some Kewpie mayo and butter. You can also melt a kraft single in there if you're a freak about cheese. I also put sesame seeds on top? It's awesome.



Maruchan YakisobaMay 31st 2020Rating:8/10



Nissin Demae RamenSeptember 13th 2020Rating:4/10

"in terms of being close to the real deal, this one isn't very ramen-like, but in terms of being a nice noddle soup, it's pretty good! might add some chili oil or scallions but this one gets a solid "not bad!" would buy again!"I did not buy it again. In fact, I think my grocery store may have stopped carrying it. Unfortunately this means I can't give an accurate review update. Perhaps ramen re-reviews are in the near future.



"this is less of an instant ramen thread and more of an instant noodle threadwe bought a couple flavors of this udon, this one in particular REALLY reminds me of wonton soup!! the noodles are nice and chewy and the broth is bomb. wife and i both said 7/10 would buy again.amendment to the previous review: as the broth cooled down, it got this weird artificialy-metallicy taste that was generally unpleasant. it was still edible but not as nice after it sat for a bit.also i tried the beef. both flavors get a 4.5/10 for me, prob won’t buy more."
MYOJO UDONSeptember 23th 2020Rating:4/10



"I WAS REALLY EXCITED FOR THESE AND THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT!! my wife had to forcibly stop me from eating the uncooked noodles. mama doesn’t really pretend to be real ramen, it’s just like really good instant ramen. mama is what top ramen wishes it was. i should have bought more"I wish I had a bowl of this shit right the fuck now. Mama is one of my favorite instant noodles of all time. Thin yet chewy, pleasantly spicy, with an awesome drinkable broth. I meant what I said about eating the raw noodles. They are per-seasoned in the package in addition to the packet. With what, I don't know, but it's insanely good. I've only had the pork flavor but I wouldn't be surprised if the others were just as good.


MAMA Pork RamenSeptember 23th 2020Rating:9/10



SAPPORO ICHIBAN CHOW MEINSeptember 24th 2020Rating:1/10

"these were not good. i cooked them to package directions and they wound up undercooked. flavor wasn’t great either, really. sweet. hopefully the other sapporo ichiban noodles we bought will be better. i’m writing this tweet to procrastinate eating what i have left in the bowl."I have very little to say about these. I think about these from time to time because surely I fucked up somewhere along the way making them. I don't know. You can't win 'em all.


"this one was okay. it was a step up from top ramen but the flavor was really similar. noodles unfortunately didn’t take long before getting really soft. MAMA is better by miles. brook says it’s much better with an egg but i fucking hate eggs. 6/10"Everyone hypes up these fucking noodles and they're fine but there is a whole world of instant ramen out there and I no longer have the time to waste on a noodle that could bring way more to the table if it tried. Kewpi and an egg is still the way to go for this one I hear. I still hate eggs.


SAPPORO ICHIBAN BEEFSeptember 24th 2020Rating:5/10



INDOMIE MI GORENG FRIED NOODLESSeptember 25th 2020Rating:10/10

"these were really good!! the last two were a letdown but these made up for it. only downside is they’re a kinda small portion but they have like 3 oils and fried onions and a really good flavor packet. 9/10"Listen to me.If you are going to try any of the instant noodles on this list, you have got to make it these. I recommend these to every person I can at every opportunity I get. I buy them in bulk. When my local store stopped carrying them I ordered them online. In fact I'm retroactively bumping these to my first 10/10 on the list. Please eat these. They're pleasantly spicy and savory and they're fucking bomb with extra fried shallots.
Here's a video of an indomie restaurant in Indonesia, where they sell these noodles for like ¢80!


!"this one was super good! pleasantly spicy with a really good flavor! made my nose run a little. i could imagine it tasting really good if you’re sick? i’d say it’s at my third place, brook said it’s her second place! doesn’t actually come with very many mushrooms though. 8.5/10"I actually had the opportunity to make these for my poor baby and her lil head cold a couple weeks ago, and they absolutely do do the trick!


nongshim ansung noodle soupSeptember 29th 2020Rating:8.5/10



MIKE'M MIGHTY GOOD SAVORY BEEF RAMEN SOUPNovember 9th 2020Rating:1/10

"this one feels more like chicken soup than ramen. despite being beef it reminded me more of like a pho maybe? definitely needed soy sauce, very under salted. but overall not bad. noodles were the nicest part!"This review was too nice. If the ramen at the store looks "healthy" or whatever, don't bother. They're trying to gentrify your instant noodles.Would you go to Japan, for example, and buy ramen from a guy named Mike? I don't fucking think so. And you shouldn't do it anywhere else either.


"this review comes mostly from [Laura], but after trying some from her bowl i agree: this tastes like nothing
2/10 because it’s not Bad but only because it’s not Anything. she added chili garlic, pepper, msg, and ect. and said it improved it a lot, but i rate by package alone so :("Yeah, since buying these, I've descovered I'm not the only one unimpressed by the subtle blackbean taste. I've heard this is because mild noodles are just more common overseas, so it could just be my American Mouth, but I'm passing on these.


Champagetti Jjajang NoodlesNovember 24th 2020Rating:2/10



samyang buldak originalSeptember 1st 2021Rating:7/10

"tried more samyang noodles! made them the correct way this time. the lingering heat is worse than the contact heat. flavor was alright, i added fried shallots. i liked the carbo one better tho i think 7/10 my mouth hurts"


"Momofuku noodles! I got them because my wife likes their sauces and they’re pretty high quality. texture wise, superb. They were pleasantly chewy and the correct amount of slimy. However, the flavor was a little too basic, so I wanna try a dif one. A little expensive. Very good!"Okay so apparently these are a hard sell for a lot of people. I will admit to calling them basic in the initial review, but I won't like, I do pick these up when I can, they're basic but almost in a good way. I'll say try these at your own discression, the same with the other momofuku noodles.


momofuku soy & scallionJune 25th 2022Rating:7/10



momofuku tingly chili wavy noodlesJuly 4th 2022Rating:5/10

"More momofuku noodles, this time their tingly chili wavy noodles! (with scallions i added)don’t buy these if you don’t like spicy food. they taste great, but the heat level was pretty surprising? i ended up liking soy and scallion more, but if you like chili these are for you"

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NOODLE CLUB2025
"More momofuku noodles, this time their tingly chili wavy noodles! (with scallions i added)don’t buy these if you don’t like spicy food. they taste great, but the heat level was pretty surprising? i ended up liking soy and scallion more, but if you like chili these are for you"

This is my little territory on the internet where I get to talk about being an animal. My beast blog if you will.
My theriotypes are Dragon, Wolf, Panther (Black Jaguar), and Corvid. I'm also a questioning opossum.I am a therian, holothere, and werewolf.Occasionally I'll feel like one specific animal more so than the others.
Currently, I'm shaped like a
WOLF



BONES AND HIDE






















"Gear" and the like aren't what makes someone a theirian, despite what kids do on tiktok these days. But it is admittedly pretty fun. So if you were hoping for my recommendations on where to BUY therian (or furry) gear, this is where you want to be.

PREY DRIVE


MRES



















Winner winner, bitch!!!





This will be the future home of links to art and writing about my therianthropy. Come back later!


RETURN

These are my creature comforts!
The things that comfort me as a creature!
These places, hobbies, and things enrich my wild side.




HABITAT
An animal's environment is the key to its long and happy life. When conditions are good, the wildlife thrives.
These are some changes me and my mate Bailey have made to our enclosure to help us thrive.



Missing the Mossbed google doc? Click on the nest for the updated 2025 version! Thanks for being a cool animal and not spreading it.

THE MOSS BED

The moss bed was my first environmental home decor project, and I'd had the idea kicking around in my head for years before actually buying anything for it. You can find pictures of my bed EVERYWHERE online, especially in places like pintrest and ifunny. It sucks. I try not to think about it.
BUT. I'm still proud of it.One day when I get a house and a workspace, the draping of my moss bed might one day graduate to a moss hammock. A round one to mimic a nest if I could be choosy! I think of all the spaces in my future den I dream about the most it's my studio.







JUNGLE SHOWER
Making the jungle shower actually started out as a joke after the moss bed. I told Bailey that given the opportinity I'd turn all our spaces into the perfect animal habitats and she was like "you think I'M going to stop you?" and I took that shit to heart.
Again, once Bailey and I move out into a house somewhere, this is a project I'd like to expand on. Apartments are too restrictive for a beast. Even in the short term, I think It could be improved with a leaf print splash curtain. I'm posting it here anyway even if I feel it's unfinished.I'm going to talk about smells later on (don't make it weird if you're not gonna make it hot), but as a note about the shower, picking up some woodsy or natural smelling soap is also a good way to turn your shower into enrichment time.Also this is my official endorsement for the shower orange.UPDATE: Got my fucking curtain, babey!!




I was actually kinda particular about which mushrooms were for which program. VLC media player is a chanterelle on purpose, for example, because they have that cone shape. I think i remember one person on tumblr actually noticed and said something in their tags on the post lmao.Soundscapes are also a big part of my online
habitat. I recommend the channel to the right, they have a lot of lovely soundscapes recorded onsite and AI free. I also recently discovered tree.fm which lets you listen to recordings of different forests around the world.Also, if you're an animal crossing fan like me, here's my favorite firefox add-on. It plays the hourly music from any of the games every hour. Not therian-specific, but the soundtrack gives me such a sense of calm and nostalgia. Fuck nintendo tho. Just click on the couch.


DESKTOP

I think every bit of space you have should count as your environment. I know it sounds dumb, but even the way I have my computer set up also makes it work as a kind of comforting space to me.A lot of people bitched on tumblr about me not just dropping the icon files for my mushroom icons publicly, but I never did bc people were unnecessarily rude about the whole thing. HOWEVER, you, animal person, can have them here for free, by clicking on the frog.I also have my computer set to auto-launch the Monterey bay aquarium sea otter cam every feeding session. Highly recommended. I just use the task scheduler in windows.





Boobtube
I've decided to make my pack watch as much furry media with me as possible and help me categorize it. If your movie isn't on here it's mid or I don't care about it enough or we haven't watched it yet. I tend to avoid media aimed explicitly at children, so no "Bluey" or anything.Anyway my word is god. Obviously.

Personal Favorite ✯
Needs prior knowledge 👁
Notably disturbing imagery 🗡

GOOD

Personal favorite movies and shows/shows I think are worth checking out

Movies
Wolfwalkers ✯
Isle of Dogs ✯
Fantastic Mr. Fox ✯
Wolf Children ✯
The Boy and the Beast ✯
Watership Down
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Chicken Run
Ratatouille
The Cat Returns
Animal Crossing: the Movie 👁

TV
Courage the Cowardly Dog
BoJack Horseman
Tuca & Bertie

Anime
Beastars ✯
Ginga Densetsu Weed
Shirokuma Cafe
BNA (Brand New Animal)
Wolf's Rain

YOUTUBE
Gassy's Gas 'n Stuff ( 1 , 2 )

BAD

TV and movies that are bad or that I'm sick of hearing about

Movies

UGLY

good yet questionable shit, great for friends!

Movies



Watchlist

going it alone
Ginga Densetsu Weed
Odd Taxi
stuff I'm subjecting my friends to
G-Force
Night on the Galactic Railroad
Pom Poko

CYBERSPACE
I talk a little about digital spaces on my habitat page, but now it's time to get more in-depth.Some of these things can be experienced alone or optionally with friends. I recommend the presence of open-minded and kind friends when possible.


Garry's Mod

I did not in a million years ever expect gmod to end up on my list of creature comforts, but it's actually the very first thing I wanted to talk about in regards to alterhuman digital spaces.One of my fondest lil shift memories was playing gmod with my friends. I'd been trying out this wolf player model, and everyone was off doing their own thing. I walked up behind my pal Goblin, only to have it turn around and go "Awh! Hello doggy. :)"Sometimes it's the little things that can make you feel the most real, you know? Like you inherently belong, or like you make sense to someone?As a corvid therian, soaring through city maps with the crow morph in the pill add-on has been amazing. You can also perch on friends and vehicles by sitting, if you can aim right. Being perched on a friend's shoulder while they go around doing whatever is a great bird pass time.For the uninformed, Garry's Mod is a popular PC game by Garry, essentially a really famous sandbox game that everyone with a steam account or twitch subscription owns. If Garry had a baby instead of a mod, that kid would be old enough to vote. Everyone and their mother has gmod, and if you don't, the game and it's subsequent requirements (relative) are pretty cheap and go on sale often.This makes it a good party game and hangout space, but the animal person appeal is in the extremely customizable player models. Players can rig their own models and upload them to the steam gmod workshop. While the offerings are way slimmer, there are quite a few animal and fantasy player models up for download, and quite a few of them have custom animations. I spend a lot of my time as a direwolf from ARK.So if you, like me, dream of being a beloved dog at a chill party, you should give gmod a try.I like being helpful, so I made a gmod workshop collection of some animal player models that you can subscribe to. Friends will also need to subscribe as well to properly view your player model. I picked a variety of models, but if you're not impressed with any of my picks, the creators of those models often have more on their own workshop pages. I also added the pill pack that lets you turn into various half life NPCs, (including three kinds of birds), the easy third person camera, Wowozela (it makes animal noises!), and my favorite woodsy map. I'll keep updating with more add-ons as I find them. I'll eventually make a second collection with more of my favorite maps for you to explore, but for now you're on your own.












Here are the raw commands for the territory marking trees! My friends lovingly call them "the piss trees" but to that I say "I know half of you are into piss anyway." I think they're great.Set up your command blocks directly under the trunk of each tree, placing a button on the bottom most log. In a regular command block followed by 3-5 chain command blocks, enter the following:

tellraw @p {"text":"You leave your mark against the tree, to let the other animals know you've been here."}

tag @p add treescent1

tellraw @p ["",{"text":"This tree smells like "},{"selector":"@a[tag=treescent1]"},{"text":"."}]


execute at @p run particle minecraft:falling_honey ~ ~.5 ~ 0 0 0 5 1 normal @p[y=1]


execute at @p run playsound minecraft:block.water.ambient voice @a ~ ~ ~ 2 1

CHANGE THE TAG for each subsequent tree to track them individually. For your first tree, use treescent1, for your second tree use treescent2 and so on.To remove a player's scent from the tree, just remove the tag.


MINECRAFT
I am not explaining Minecraft to you. You've heard of minecraft.Now, I you might be expecting me to talk about player modeling in Minecraft. And that's fair. There are a lot of really cool artists making really cool nonhuman Minecraft player models, and I think that does deserve to be looked into, I just personally haven't done it yet. My fascination with Minecraft as a good alterhuman outlet comes more from how malleable the world itself is. In addition to being able to explore an effectively endless natural space, the command block feature can really add a lot to your spaces when utilized.Minecraft is also a game I play with friends, many of them also nonhuman in some capacity. Using command blocks, I can smell who's been in my den, check who's marked their scent on specific trees, and I can howl to my pals across the server. I learned this in about a month, and everything I've listed is extremely basic as far as commands go. The only drawback might be that these things have to be set up by a willing admin if playing multiplayer. I admin my own server so I'm free to put as many creature comforts as I please, but mileage may vary.I regret not grabbing more screenshots of these commands working. As of writing this, my pals and I are waiting for the dokucraft texture pack and optifine updates so we can play our realm on 1.20.6. 1.21.0+And turn the brightness up if your theriotype has good night vision. It's not cheating, it's your birthright! I also have the subtitles on and so should you! They're directional, specific, and unobtrusive. It's like sniffing with my digital nose!



Vanilla mob morphing commands are by my pal rill!
It's mentioned wanting to put them into a datapack, and when it does so, it's given me permission to link the download here. :3


FLASH GAMES
I miss flash games.
The two things I did in the summer as a child were imagining myself as a dragon, and playing flash games on my parents' computer. This game did something so real and permanent to my brain, I could take the author to court for it.How to Raise a Dragon is a flash game where you the player progress through your life as a dragon, and eventually the journey of the wandering hero who challenges it. Choices you make in your dragon's life affects how it grows and develops. Color, breath weapon, and territory are determined via each level or chapter in your dragon's life, and ultimately decide your dragon's fate at the end of the game. I adore this game, and it's still playable today.Wiki link on the dragon above.






WEBFISHING (linked on the cat) is five bucks on steam and if you don't own it then you need to change that right now.



K is the kiss button.
This is extremely valuable information.




WEBFISHING
OCTOBER 2024

Originally made in 8 days by lamedeveloper (@westthewerst) for an autumn game jam, WEBFISHING was recently reworked/refreshed and released on steam. This game was made for anyone who's ever wished nintendo would add animal avatars to the animal crossing franchise. And then they added beer and ciggarettes. WEBFISHING is a multiplayer online game about fishing with your friends (or alone) as a little animal! Relaxing, charming, and cozy, I picked up this game earlier today and haven't stopped playing since. This is going to end up being my go-to background game for drawing and watching youtube. I'm playing it right now. At the moment, you can only be a cat or a dog, but otherwise there's tons of customization, lot's of which is pride themed, and seeing how everyone's little animal evolves as cosmetics unlock has been really neat. There's also no shortage of catchable creatures, nearly 100, all of which have adorable art. I would recommend WEBFISHING to literally anyone, especially groups of therian or furry friends looking for a digital space to hang out.
Definitely sit down with a bowl and a beer and some pals and have a chill Friday fishing and watching videos or listening to music together.Use the G key to meow or bark, Ctrl + G to hiss or growl, and Alt + G to purr or whine.Type /wag in chat to wag your tail, btw!!

UPDATE
MAY 2025
I 100%ed WEBFISHING!





STARDEW VALLEY
FURRY MODS
NOVEMBER 2024
This very barely counts as a therian game because it's actually a furry mod. For Stardew Valley.
I can't say anything about Stardew Valley that hasn't been better said by someone else. It's a fantastic, whimsical, cozy game about inheriting a farm in a small town. Your grandpa kicks the bucket on the world's shittiest bed. There's a wizard. You can be gay. It's one of my favorite games of all time.
Now I can be a wolf while I forage virtual vegetables.
We use nexus mods. Pictured here is Furry Farmer and Anthro Characters Continued to turn us and everyone else furry. We also use SH's Trash Cats for Turnpike!


Stardew lets me and my mate live out fantasies unimagineable. Like vegetables that don't go bad.

Stardew also has a kiss button that lets you smooch other players but you have to get hitched first.



Wolf Quest
NOVEMBER 2024

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Hey there, traveler.
To critters and creatures of this lifetime, I'm the beast known as
Blue Carmilla Von Karnstein
but Blue, Carmilla, or Wolf will do! You can find me all throughout cyberspace, the depths of your nightmares, under the bed, in the #me tag of animals everywhere, and on the east coast of the US. I commit acts of art because I am but a vessel for the muse.I make all the art of both myself and my partner's characters.






I'm a BEAST!
Right now, I'm primarily
WOLF
SHAPED
and my preferred name of the three is
WOLF

It/Itself
She/Herself
Wyrm/Wyrmself

My fursonas and I identify closest to "genderqueer" at the moment! Feminine terms and most masculine terms are alright, but remember that I am an animal rather than a human!
You're probably here because of my furry art! My main fursona is a 7ft tall tattooed punky vampire dragon, but I have many ocs and altsonas of different theriotypes and animals I love! I have a passion for self expression, but right now I'm focusing on rebuilding my connection to my art and reflecting on the things that are important for me to convey. In the meantime, I also enjoy working as an illustrator by commission.

Animals and nature both play a heavy role in my personal spirituality, and while I don't align myself with any preexisting religious ideas, I am a therian and a witch, and my wild animal soul takes many forms. I'm usually a dragon but I'm also a wolf, panther, raven, and gargoyle.
My mate for life is my wifey Laura Bailey Karnstein and I bite her ears every day. You might also see me call her Finch!Finch and I are very pro be-gay-with-your-loved-ones. We flirt with our friends, and have special bonds outside of each other, but we are primary partners and wives first and foremost. You can drool, but if you say something to me that upsets my wife, you will be blocked. I put her comfort first!

While anyone 18+ is free to view and interact with myself and my work, I don't get flirty with anyone born before my current oldest neopet and I'm not joking. If you were born before November 21st, 2004, you're younger than my mutant bori and out of luck.

My other interests include werewolves, vampires, monsters, dragons, mushrooms, cryptids, graffiti, urban magic, horror, punk music, weird vending machines, and furry and therian culture.
This website, in addition to hosting my prices and TOS, is a very personal project of mine, and details a lot of my personal interests and lifestyle. If you really want to get to know me, have a look around!






COMMISSIONS OPEN BY ANNOUNCEMENT ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA
or you can always send a Ko-fi or two my way by clicking on the buck!
Note:
I don't offer clean lineart, as I feel a lot of the flow in my art style comes from the organic shapes in the sketch, and refining instead of relining creates a more visually appealing product. I currently do not offer reference sheets outside of close friends or custom designs.(PROPS, BACKGROUND, AND SHADING NOT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE)








REFINED HEADSHOT SKETCHES
JUST THE LINES - $35
MONOCHROME - $45
COLOR - $50




REFINED HALFBODY SKETCHES
JUST THE LINES - 55$
MONOCHROME - 75$
COLORED - 95$


REFINED FULLBODY SKETCHES
JUST THE LINES - 85$
MONOCHROME - 100$
COLOR - 140$



JUNK DRAWERNeed something more specific? A draw over? A doodle? A PNGtuber? If there's a piece I've made and you'd like something similar, you can message me and we'll work out a price. DISCLAIMER: I MAY turn you down for whatever reason. Some things I'm only willing to make for friends!
Base price for PNGtubers is 200$!
EXTRASSHADING - +40% of totalYOUR NON-DRAGON CHARACTER DRAGOFIED - +$50EXTRA CHARACTER - +95% of the base price.PROPS - Ask!BACKGROUNDS - CLOSED for now.COMPLEX DESIGNS - Open for discussion! Pricing will vary.I DO NOT CHARGE EXTRA FOR MOBILITY AIDS



TERMS OF SERVICE

I WILL NOT SELL TO NAZIFURS, ALTFURS, TERFS, COPS, OR CRYPTOBROS.
MY ART IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED FOR AI TRAINING OF ANY KIND.
I WILL NOT SELL TO ANYONE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE.
IMPORTANT:
I may take artistic liberties with your design. This means correcting anatomy such as faceshape, wings, ect to better represent the animal in question, and fit my style of art. IF you prefer I stay more on-model to your reference sheet, I totally can, just please state this upfront!


NSFW (Unless otherwise specified.)
Non-consensual NSFW
Heavy gore
My Little Pony
Pokemon (Sorry!)
HUMANS, including humaniod species. (Homestuck trolls as an example.)
Babyfurs/Small children
Characters belonging to commercial properties.
Blatantly offensive themes such as: homophobia, racism, sexism, anything relating to Nazis, transphobia, hate speech, ect.
Any designs or items that may insensitively appropriate the culture of any group that the commissioner in question does not belong to.
Any props or themes regarding the military or police
Complex mechanical design.

Anthropomorphic animals
Feral animals
MONSTERS
Blood
Tasteful toplessness of any gender. FREE THE NIPS.
EXPLICITLY Trans bodies (girlbulge, boytitty, what have you)

By commissioning me, you are agreeing to my terms of service. Please read them thoroughly, and reach out beforehand if you have any questions or concerns. Failure to abide by my terms of service will result in you being blacklisted from being able to obtain any future commissions or requests.To secure a place in my queue, you must pay upon your order being confirmed. I will not hold your slot for more than a day unless we've discussed otherwise.I currently do not accept jump fees, but if you have a deadline, mention it to me! I do recommend ordering a commission at least a month in advance to meet a deadline, just in case.All prices are in USD, and non negotiable.I have the right to turn down or refuse a commission for any reason.Any and all major changes made after approving the wip sketch will incur a fee.
Major changes made by the commissioner themselves or third party after the commission has been finalized should get permission from me before doing so.
All references must be provided upfront. Additions made to the piece that were previously unstated may incur a fee.Commissions may only be re-posted with credit.
Commissions may NOT be traced as is with all of my other art.Commissions may be used by the receiving/paying party; no one else. This can be for profile pictures, posts, website graphics, ect, but may NOT be used commercially. You can NOT use my works for branding or any other commercial use, unless you have purchased the image rights from me.
In other words, commissions are for personal use only and may not used to create additional prints or merch outside of personal ownership.MY WORK MAY NOT BE USED TO CREATE, PROMOTE, DISTRIBUTE, SUPPORT, OR ADVERTIZE NFTS, OR BE OTHERWISE USED IN CONJUCTION WITH NFTS, CRYPTO, OR AI ART. MY ART MAY NOT BE USED IN TANDEM WITH ANY AI IMAGE GENERATION TOOLS. MY ART MAY NOT BE USED TO TRAIN AI, WHATSOEVER.I only take visual references EXCEPT when creating custom characters from scratch.References will only have as much information on them as you choose to give me. Artistic liberties will NOT be taken on reference sheet commissions, UNLESS REQUESTED.PRICE MAY GO UP DEPENDING ON HOW COMPLEX YOUR CHARACTER IS.Full refunds are only available if I have not started your piece. Partial refunds are available during the sketching phase. No refunds will be considered after completion.You may not claim my work as your own.
Can I draw giftart of one of your characters?Not only can you draw them, but I will give you my eternal gratitude and probably cry about it a little.✯Are you Laura/Finch/Bailey/jackalopescruff on tumblr?That's my wife! We are two physically separate entities (not headmates or characters or anything of the sort) living together under the same roof! Two different animal people. This is news to a lot of folks it turns out?✯
I think you/your partner blocked me, what did I do?I don't know. We block liberally. Sorry!✯When do your commissions open?Commissions will USUALLY open monthly or bimonthly, by announcement.